I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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