Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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