Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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