The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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