im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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