Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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