then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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