ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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