he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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