Sponge bath it is.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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