no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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