that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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