What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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