You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize