After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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