so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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