she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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