I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She needs sedatives and a leash
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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