Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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