I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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