will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Sorry my hands just texted you
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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