New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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