Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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