She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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