She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
i out mim tonsoeep
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