Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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