There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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