So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Everclear isn't food dammit
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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