And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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