I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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