sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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