found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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