we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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