Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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