He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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