We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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