yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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