Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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