I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
NoShamevember. You game?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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