So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Maybe he injected his testicle?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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