You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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