So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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