Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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