Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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