oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
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