i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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