It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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