so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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