even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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