Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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