haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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