Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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