when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
