Having a random hookup so left but love u
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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