I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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