Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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