Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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