So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I am naked and annoyed.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Randomize
