Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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