school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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