Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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